they cannot find out.
i must make sure they do NOT see what lies behind the curtain
or that there is a curtain in the first place
i am the wizard of oz in this story
i can grant their wishes and stuff
ok wait im not really a guy faking being all powerful
i could change my shape to ANYTHING and destroy EVERYTHING with a turn of a page
well this doesnt really work as a metaphor uhhhh
point is, i CANNOT tamper with their story directly
maybe i could like, talk to them once through my own mouth instead of the contrivance
i mean THE CONTRIVANCE
my mouth in this situation of course being text with the hex code #ff0216
god is this how it feels to be dirk or hussie eugh i hate being a metafictional writer
wait shit is someone reading this?
uhhhhh if i describe myself as rotund will you be disgusted enough to leave this page
oooooh im so big and round ooooooooooh so weird
man i have so many cuurrves on the lower part of my
shit i portray myself as infinitely long what even counts as lower
ok i give up. you win, mspfa reader. you want more content? more answers? well



























































ok youre desperate
ngl i dont blame you
well uhhhhhh heres your answers
i, metadata, am a snaaake
or a dragon
or wyrm
idk i just drew the coolest form for myself that i could conjure
wouldve been kinda funny if i modeled myself after how cherubs look during hatesex
ok wow youre really still reading
shouldnt you be playing hiveswap or reading the epilogues or soemthing?